My name is Cory I'm 18 years old and I go to the University of Missouri, studying Animal Sciences/Pre-vet.

I'm originally from Massachusetts which means I am a filthy east coast liberal going to school in the midwest, and I find it hilarious when people talk about politics and don't actually know what they're talking about.

Expect mostly random reblogs of stuff that makes me laugh, interspersed with PSA's about sexuality, feminism, politics, and text posts and photos of things from my day that made me laugh.

PSA: I don't use tumblr properly.

30th June 2014

Video reblogged from (Not Tyler) with 146,650 notes

chanyerrrrrr:

bestyoutubevideos:

Putting on pants without using hands

this was wild from start to finish

Tagged: considering i pretty much do this whenever i put pants oni should just start doing it this way

Source: bestyoutubevideos

30th June 2014

Photo reblogged from boop with 543,386 notes

Source: funniestpicturesdaily

30th June 2014

Photo reblogged from boop with 644,582 notes

Source: sucked

30th June 2014

Post reblogged from boop with 266,638 notes

pika-brew:

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

my dad used to always look at my report cards and say, “An F in sex?! Good. Good.”

Source: stabs

30th June 2014

Photo reblogged from Wherever You Go, There You Are with 305,391 notes

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

Source: sickassbonedragon

26th June 2014

Photo reblogged from pizza ✌ with 967,644 notes

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable 

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

Source: amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire

23rd June 2014

Photo reblogged from Could you like chill for a sec? with 85,139 notes

trendingly:

Starbucks we’re on to you

trendingly:

Starbucks we’re on to you

Source: trendingly

23rd June 2014

Photoset reblogged from Could you like chill for a sec? with 135,747 notes

Source: julvett

22nd June 2014

Photo reblogged from Live forever, or die trying. with 39,214 notes

iron-spine:

midwest-jeff:

rjtheradnosereindeer:

iron-spine:

Hey, everyone. So this is really, really important. Especially people in the TACOMA, SEATTLE AREA.
Early this morning (Sat. June 21) around 3:00 AM my husband saw somebody jump our backyard fence and snatch our 15 week old puppy, Fennris. Everything happened so fast, and it was completely unexpected so by the time we went after them, they had already gone.
The puppy is about 15 weeks old, an Alaskan Klee Kai (miniature husky). He weighs around 6-7 lbs and his coat is white/gray/black and he has bright blue eyes. He is wearing a blue collar with a nametag on it that reads “Fennris”.
We believe somebody grabbed the puppy, got into a car and drove away.
Please, please, please anyone in the Tacoma, WA area keep an eye out and if you see anything at all or hear anything PLEASE contact me right away.
If you don’t live in the Tacoma, WA area I would greatly appreciate it if you could signal boost this to your followers.
Fennris is the sweetest dog you’ll ever meet, and he’s young and he’s scared. He’s not just a pet, he’s a family member. Please help us find our puppy.
We are offering a $500 reward for his safe and unharmed return.

Yo signal boost this because A) These are the kids that run the Night Owl and B) fuck dog thieves.

Signal boost because neighbors and what kind of sick fuck steals someone’s pup?!

Thank you guys so much for the support.

iron-spine:

midwest-jeff:

rjtheradnosereindeer:

iron-spine:

Hey, everyone. So this is really, really important. Especially people in the TACOMA, SEATTLE AREA.

Early this morning (Sat. June 21) around 3:00 AM my husband saw somebody jump our backyard fence and snatch our 15 week old puppy, Fennris. Everything happened so fast, and it was completely unexpected so by the time we went after them, they had already gone.

The puppy is about 15 weeks old, an Alaskan Klee Kai (miniature husky). He weighs around 6-7 lbs and his coat is white/gray/black and he has bright blue eyes. He is wearing a blue collar with a nametag on it that reads “Fennris”.

We believe somebody grabbed the puppy, got into a car and drove away.

Please, please, please anyone in the Tacoma, WA area keep an eye out and if you see anything at all or hear anything PLEASE contact me right away.

If you don’t live in the Tacoma, WA area I would greatly appreciate it if you could signal boost this to your followers.

Fennris is the sweetest dog you’ll ever meet, and he’s young and he’s scared. He’s not just a pet, he’s a family member. Please help us find our puppy.

We are offering a $500 reward for his safe and unharmed return.

Yo signal boost this because A) These are the kids that run the Night Owl and B) fuck dog thieves.

Signal boost because neighbors and what kind of sick fuck steals someone’s pup?!
Thank you guys so much for the support.

Source: iron-spine

22nd June 2014

Photo reblogged from Live forever, or die trying. with 186,378 notes

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:





I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:

I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

Source: jonklassen2

22nd June 2014

Post reblogged from (Not Tyler) with 500,897 notes

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

Source: sapphicdalliances

22nd June 2014

Photoset reblogged from (Not Tyler) with 137,925 notes

Source: tinarannosaurus

22nd June 2014

Post reblogged from (Not Tyler) with 76,147 notes

hidebehindmysunshine:

thisblogmayormaynotberunbysatan:

fruk-this:

rtrixie:

In the post you’re about to make, replace cis/white/hetero/male people with the Jews and if the result sounds like something that could be straight out of Mein Kampf, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.

bless this freaking post

straight out of mein kampf

JESUS CHRIST, THANK YOU. YES. 

Source: rtrixie

21st June 2014

Photoset reblogged from (Not Tyler) with 346,221 notes

commanderabutt:

american sex education

Source: tykittaa

21st June 2014

Chat reblogged from We're all mad here with 143,846 notes

What Countries Call Themselves

  • Italy: Italia
  • Germany: Deutschland
  • Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
  • France: France (in a super cool accent)
  • China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
  • England: The United Kingdom
  • Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
  • Canada: Canada
  • America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE

Source: me-gane